i'm unbelievably ticked right now!
you know that pumpkin carving contest i've been raving about?
well i have been- rest assured
supremely confident that i would win first place,
i did not even consider what would happen if i didn't-
and now i'm picking up the shattered pieces of my dreams
realizing that not only did i not win first place, i did not place AT ALL!
@#!!$#*(#*$
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
who the heck was in charge of judging this farce!!!!!!!!!!!
what a bunch of ignorant "people"!
they awarded third prize to peter, who did his own self portrait- very nicely
honorable mention to the schmuck to also did a pumpkin of peter
which looked alot more like the lion from the Wiz than peter
second prize to some P.O.C. that looked like a broken carosel- it was all wilted and disgusting
and the kicker of all was first prize! They gave it to JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
a cheap, pumpkin stencil that anyone, including me, could find on the internet
i did find it and considered doing it even, but then i realized that it would not take any artistic talent or thought! i mean for craps sake! of course they're gonna give it to Jesus-
which is the biggest crock i've ever heard of!
no one flippin know what jesus looks like
and just cause some artist tells us what he looks like he's instantly recognizable?
ooh we must give it to jesus- our lord on the pumpkin-
you fools, you idolatrous, insolent fools!